PLEASE DON’T FORGET MY BOOKSTORE EVENT IN MENDHAM, TOMORROW (SATURDAY, 1/26) FROM 2-4PM AT MENDHAM BOOKS, MENDHAM VILLAGE SHOPPING CENTER, RT. 24, IN MENDHAM NJ. SUPPORTERS ARE MOST WELCOME. FREE COOKIES AND STORIES: WHAT COULD BE BETTER?
I hope you can come to one of my next two readings: Saturday, January 26, 2013 (“two thousand thirteen” still sounds weird, doesn’t it?) at Mendham Books in Mendham, from 2-4 pm; and Saturday, February 9, also 2-4pm, at beautiful Sussex County Community College. Hell, I hope you can come to both of them. I’ll come to your house and read this thing to you on the couch in your living room if necessary!
|See? It IS a “a riveting Jersey shore thriller!”
We couldn’t print that on a sign if it weren’t true.
But in the meantime, I need people to come to Mendham, because other than David Mueller, my podiatrist, and Mrs. Christie, the leader of www.njsandyrelieffund.org, who is getting “a buck a book” for hurricane relief from sales of HEARTLESS CRUELTY, I don’t actually KNOW anybody in Mendham. So puh-leeeze come paper the house two weeks from now.
Yeah, I know it’s far. But isn’t “far” a relative concept?
PS I’m bringing snacks. NOW you are incentivized. Oh yeah, and FREE HEARTLESS CRUELTY TEACHER-HERO BUTTONS TO THE FIRST 50 ATTENDEES!
PPS You can also get my podiatrist’s autograph.